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A friction-removal spell that helps appointments, paperwork, customer service interactions, and bureaucratic processes go smoothly, quickly, and in your favor — without delays or headaches.

 

WHAT THIS SPELL DOES

 

* Smooths out scheduling and appointments

* Reduces wait times and unnecessary delays

* Helps paperwork get approved faster

* Softens difficult interactions

* Brings cooperative, helpful energy

* Aligns everything for an easy process

 

PERFECT FOR YOU IF…

 

* You have important appointments coming up

* Bureaucracy drains your soul (relatable)

* You need fast approvals or cooperation

* You’re dealing with customer service or government systems

* You want everything to flow easily and quickly

 

WHAT TO EXPECT

 

Things begin moving faster within 3–10 days, with smoother interactions and approvals unfolding over three moon cycles.

 

MINI QUESTIONNAIRE

 

Email to robinlifespirits@gmail.com

 

1. Full Name

2. Date of Birth

3. Birth Time (if known)

4. Birth City + State/Country

5. Intention for this spell (one sentence)

 

SMOOTH APPOINTMENTS + BUREAUCRACY SPELL

$10.00Price
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    By purchasing, you agree to our Terms of Service (see TOS) page and agree to follow the directions set forth in the FAQ page to ensure your success. We reserve the right to turn down anyone who we do not feel is right fit for us or vice versa. Do not buy from us if you are under 18 or if witchcraft is illegal in your country There is a risk of your spells not working, especially if you do not follow the instructions provided for you, so please be aware of this before purchasing.

     

    Please note that the FDA has not evaluated the efficacy of these products. Our product is not intended to provide treatment, diagnosis, cure, or prevention for any diseases.

    Legal Requirements and Product Usage

    In accordance with the law, we want to clarify that we sell these products as Curios and solely for entertainment purposes. It is important to emphasize that these products should not be ingested internally. They are not a substitute for medical treatment or professional advice, nor are they meant to diagnose, treat, or prevent any diseases.

    Protective Measures and Identity

    For our protection, we, Robin, Audra, and/or James, may use pseudonyms (also known as witch names) and avatars as part of our tradition. This practice is rooted in past instances of persecution faced by witches throughout history. When you place a order, you are agreeing with our TOS and refund policy.

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